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msan_msw
02-22-07, 01:45 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/02/21/colombia.clowns.reut/index.html

Folks that know me know I don't like clowns but I didn't cap these two (specifically...). I found a place in my heart for these clowns, way in the back by the McDonald's grease, but a place none the less.

Clearly, joking about these clowns is in bad taste. If I were to say something like "two down, ...." it would be a horrific affront to the families of these clowns. Plus, they aren't mimes, which aren't as scary so are easier to beat up, and don't squeal when you kick 'em in the junk... but more annoying.

So, God bless these clowns and I'll honk a tribute if I ever buy one of those honky horn things. In their honor I won't spray anyone with my lapel flower water gun tomorrow either.

dookiebot
02-22-07, 10:07 AM
WTF? Did the gunman not get the right animal balloon hat he wanted as a child? Saved up his coca growing allowance to buy a gun for payback? Weirdness.

Cop
02-22-07, 02:14 PM
CLOWNED!

mellotron
02-22-07, 02:59 PM
CLOWNED!
Ding Ding! You win!

Hawk
02-22-07, 04:22 PM
WTF? Did the gunman not get the right animal balloon hat he wanted as a child? Saved up his coca growing allowance to buy a gun for payback? Weirdness.

he must have gotten an eel instead of a doggy :(

EG
02-22-07, 06:23 PM
coke clowns?

renesis
02-22-07, 07:28 PM
Nothing sadder than tears of a clown. :mecry:

Cop
02-23-07, 01:17 PM
How about blood gushing from the jugular?

msan_msw
02-24-07, 03:43 PM
They got the clown!!...killer.

I knew it all along. It was Walter "The Fish" Bautista. Those of us in the 'know' knew it was The Fish!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/02/24/clown.arrests.ap/index.html

philosophemer
02-24-07, 10:12 PM
Who do you send in when the clowns face tragedy?

1badjedi
02-24-07, 10:49 PM
cripes what next! is nothing sacred damnit! :mecry:

Cop
02-25-07, 11:58 AM
I propose they bury the 2, together with 14 other clowns in a way too small casket...