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dookiebot
05-12-08, 02:07 PM
Not sure if this is isolated to Texas, but people here like to have murals painted on their trucks. The craziest one I have seen was a painting of the guys truck driving by the crucifiction. Seriously what is that? A piece of art called "Beep Beep Jesus"?

Anyway this is one is just as bizarre. A painting of a guys truck driving around some Mayan puramid with the virgin Mary hovering over a pond. LOL
EG
05-12-08, 02:29 PM
I can tell your a Texan too by the crack in the windshield..lol

did you check his green card?
parkerlynne
05-12-08, 03:17 PM
Yeah I've seen some stuff painted on trucks, mostly owned by hispanic guys
dookiebot
05-12-08, 03:25 PM
I can tell your a Texan too by the crack in the windshield..lol

did you check his green card?

LOL man that was a 92 Jeep. The windsheild has to be cracked. It's a rule. :D
EG
05-12-08, 03:33 PM
heh mines a 98 Ford Ranger with a 99 crack...lol.

I had a guy that relocated down here to Beaumont. he said that Texans should pick up a rock when they bought a new truck and crack the windshield...lol
Indolentron
05-12-08, 04:03 PM
Title makes me think of the myriad faggots in College Station who think having a truck on stilts is awesome.
EG
05-12-08, 06:06 PM
So do you walk up body slam them and ask them why faggots drive trucks like that?
Mole
05-12-08, 06:30 PM
I think it's Tex-Mexicans that do that.
Greatergatsby
05-12-08, 06:39 PM
i really hate the huge testicles that some truck drivers hang on the back of their trucks
ohbeardedone
05-12-08, 07:17 PM
Around here its mostly mexicans that "decorate" their vehicles the most. I've seen some around town and in Durham/Raleigh, but don't recall exact designs.
MusicSweety
05-12-08, 08:11 PM
Classy.
Hughesmar
05-13-08, 09:01 AM
I win and I'm not even in TX.
Maniac
05-13-08, 10:15 AM
I win and I'm not even in TX.
Winnar!
EG
05-13-08, 10:16 AM
I win and I'm not even in TX.

Hey all NASCAR fans know Dalw was actually killed by terrorists
MusicSweety
05-13-08, 10:19 AM
I like how Nascar is the equivalent of 911.
Chunk_Le_Funk
05-13-08, 11:58 AM
That is priceless.
ukstatboy
05-13-08, 04:15 PM
Wait? Dale drove his car into the WTC in a blaze of red, white, and blue glory?

I'm sure the 9/11 Truthers need to hear about this.
Greatergatsby
05-27-08, 02:32 PM
I saw one yesterday... it was a picture of a truck in a field, and a Jesus and a boy.