ever have one of those days...

[EG]

where you were scared to fart unless you were sitting on the toilet? :mecry:

[renesis]

Time for Depends?

[msan_msw]

Aye, was there for about 2 weeks with the flu. Now, it's grand slam farts with no worries... but I haven't ripped them like this in ages.

[Apoch003]

where you were scared to fart unless you were sitting on the toilet? :mecry:
Eating more of your own cooking?

[EG]

LOL....nope just some kind of stomach bug.

[ohbeardedone]

I more so hate the feeling of sitting on a toilet thinking something is gonna happen but for about 10 minutes nothing does.

[EG]

Let me give you this stomach bug and you can make a tub boy video..lol

[Cop]

where you were scared to fart unless you were sitting on the toilet? :mecry:
Always. I don't trust any farts...

[dookiebot]

Turtle heads and hershy squirts! :lick:

[Lollan]

Awww, EG leave a wet spot in his britches??

[EG]

Awww, EG leave a wet spot in his britches??

Negative I have the anus of steel any booty bandits try to sneak in they will be tallywhackerleass. That includes you :P

[ASecretLagoon]

must...post...parody...thread...

too many words that rhyme with "days" >.<

*eye-twitch*

[Cop]

I consider farting to be a game of Russian roulette. There might be a bullet in the chamber, there might not be...

[Hydra]

Negative I have the anus of steel any booty bandits try to sneak in they will be tallywhackerleass. That includes you :P

It's gotta go in to get cut off.