"I want my 3 hours back"

[Blackadder]

When you go to the movies how many times have you seen a movie that's so awful that you wish you got the time that you spent in the theather back?

For me it has to be titanic, The only reason I went to see it is that I wanted to see leonardo die :D

[scottg26]

TITANIC ROCKED!!! (im gonna buy it on dvd)


the movie i nearly fell alseep in, and my friend did fall asleep in, and positivley the WORST MOVIE EVER, is called "13 ghosts". that movie should be shot multiple times

[scottg26]

BTW REPOST!!! http://boards.slackercentral.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12680&highlight=ghosts


:evil:

[ItsNoot]

Originally posted by scottg26
and positivley the WORST MOVIE EVER, is called "13 ghosts

Definitely worth a nomination. The concept was so promising, but the childish dialouge and non existant acting was more than enough to ruin it. Even Shannon Elizabeth having her clothes ripped off was not enough to warrant a recommendation, lol.

I'll also throw up for The Blair Witch Project. HORRIBLE! I wanted to be freaked out. I thought I'd wet myself watching it. Heck no, I had my feet up trying to stay awake.

[Burn]

Originally posted by ItsNoot

I'll also throw up for The Blair Witch Project. HORRIBLE!

I'll do ya one better. I actually saw BWP 2. *shudder*

[Sabbz]

Originally posted by Burn


I'll do ya one better. I actually saw BWP 2. *shudder* Sad thing is, 2 was better than 1. But that's not saying a helluva lot.

[Burn]

Originally posted by Sabbath
Sad thing is, 2 was better than 1. But that's not saying a helluva lot.

You think 2 was better than 1?

You'd be the first that I hear that from.

[Sabbz]

Originally posted by Burn


You think 2 was better than 1?

You'd be the first that I hear that from. I thought 1 was one of, if not the worst piece of trash ever put on film. 2 came in a close second.

[CrashNBurN]

I think the worst movie I have seen in the theaters where I had to walk out was "The Brady Bunch" My girlfriend at the time wanted to watch it... I walked out after we had sex in the theater...

[Burn]

Originally posted by CrashNBurN
I think the worst movie I have seen in the theaters where I had to walk out was "The Brady Bunch" My girlfriend at the time wanted to watch it... I walked out after we had sex in the theater...

yes you ruined the movie for me.

[CrashNBurN]

:evil:

[Sabbz]

There's always "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" http://webpages.charter.net/theworthingtons/throwup.gif

[CrashNBurN]

This is a old movie... Anyone see...

"Dinosaur Island"

[Sabbz]

Seems like I have, but my memory teh suxorz.

[CrashNBurN]

You probably seen it in the 80's range it was cheesy as hell dinosaur's made of clay, but all these fine women on this island they have magical water that makes them beautiful they have tons of sex show the bods and just get naked... Classic when you be young child...

[Cop]

Armageddon... And Sex Crimes. In the US known as Wild Things... Not even Denise Richard's huge naked tits could save that POS...

[dookiebot]

I take it no one here has seen the Carrot Top movie...

[ItsNoot]

My bad, I just thought of my money winner: The Ewok Adventure. Granted, I didn't see it in theaters, but no peice of film has ever made me so ill.

[Drakkenfyre]

Originally posted by ItsNoot
My bad, I just thought of my money winner: The Ewok Adventure. Granted, I didn't see it in theaters, but no peice of film has ever made me so ill.

I remember that, actually have it on tape somewhere,

-Drakk )))

[Burn]

Originally posted by Drakkenfyre


I remember that, actually have it on tape somewhere,

-Drakk )))

audio tape?:D

[Drakkenfyre]

Originally posted by Burn


audio tape?:D

There's room on my Ignore list for another person, you know,

j/k, lol,

-Drakk )))

[WedgieMan]

Originally posted by scottg26
TITANIC ROCKED!!! (im gonna buy it on dvd)

Scott, I am a big ST:TNG fan just like you. I think your goat is cute. I sometimes enjoy your pointless spam posts. But THAT is where I draw the line. :mad:

BAN!

[scottg26]

Originally posted by WedgieMan


Scott, I am a big ST:TNG fan just like you. I think your goat is cute. I sometimes enjoy your pointless spam posts. But THAT is where I draw the line. :mad:

BAN!


:D :D :D

:shaddup:

if i say titanic is teh su><0r will you unban me?

[WedgieMan]

Originally posted by scottg26



:D :D :D

:shaddup:

if i say titanic is teh su><0r will you unban me?

Only if you mean it, and allow me 5 minutes of "alone time" with The Goat. :D

[scottg26]

Originally posted by WedgieMan


Only if you mean it, and allow me 5 minutes of "alone time" with The Goat. :D

You got it! :D

[generationx]

you talk about sex as if it hwere some thing that every one does and has hum makes me wonder about well you know just how many jack ass donkey fuckers there really are? how many are there

[marianozz]

Originally posted by scottg26
TITANIC ROCKED!!!

BAH! thats it, youre a freak dude!!!!!!! get a hold of yourself...... :D







my 2 hours i want back BAAAAAAD is Alien 4.... and i want my 6 bucks back too....

[BloodyL]

I was unlucky enough to be dragged into the cinema to watch the last Police Academy, I think it was number 6... That is the only film I've ever regretted paying to watch.

[scottg26]

Originally posted by marianozz


BAH! thats it, youre a freak dude!!!!!!! get a hold of yourself...... :D







my 2 hours i want back BAAAAAAD is Alien 4.... and i want my 6 bucks back too....

alien ressurection :puke: hell, the only good one was aliens :D :D :D :D


thats one of the only movies where i actually wanted the good guys to win AKA get the hell of that planet!!! :)

same with event horizon, that movie ROCKED!

[Drakkenfyre]

"Practical Magic",

THE WHOLE FUCKING CAST AND CREW WAS ON CRACK WHEN THEY MADE THIS MOVIE!,

"The Craft" also sucked majorly,

Final Fantasy, VERY nice CGI, story line?, even for someone into Japanese stuff, it made NO sense whatsoever,

if I thought harder, I could probably think of a few more sucky movies,

-Drakk )))

[Cop]

Originally posted by marianozz
my 2 hours i want back BAAAAAAD is Alien 4.... and i want my 6 bucks back too....

Whatcha talking 'bout, sucka? 4 wasn't THAT bad. Only thing bad about that movie was Winona Ryder... Ditch the bitch.

Loved the hybrid alien because it was just so gross, and how it killed the queen by breaking her head off...

[ItsNoot]

Originally posted by scottg26


alien ressurection :puke: hell, the only good one was aliens :D :D :D :D

No no no no no! That statement is so I&W I can't handle it. Yes the second was a fine movie in it's own right, but you have to appreciate what the first one did. No one had ever seen anything like this monster before. It was real, it was mean, and it was down right SCARY!.

Come on, they took a huge leap past Godzilla in moster movies here. This wasn't some idiot wearing a lizard suit anymore. Of course I was to young, but my Dad recalls going to see it opening day with my uncle. He said people were getting up to leave the theater because they SOILED themselves. OK? That's movie magic :D

While I didn't see it in the theater, I was lucky enough to watch them in order. The first one is good by all respects, but as soon as you watch the second the first seems slow paced and boring.

[marianozz]

Originally posted by Cop


Whatcha talking 'bout, sucka? 4 wasn't THAT bad. Only thing bad about that movie was Winona Ryder... Ditch the bitch.

Loved the hybrid alien because it was just so gross, and how it killed the queen by breaking her head off...



NO, it downright sucks!! i dont know what sucks worse, if the smugglers (the big french one specially), the whole "City of lost children" mood the whole movie has, or the hideous baby alien freak with the rattling nose bit, and the puppy eyes way deep inside the latex face....

The only good part i can remember out of it is when the crazy doc (the one from Cookoos´ nest) is there teasing the beasts and they get mad and one rips the other apart to get away with the acids... loved that scene cause it was cool....

[Cop]

The only French one was the tiny guy (Domenique Pinon)... The big one did star in City of the Lost Children as well, but he's certainly not French. Ron Perlman is as American as American Taliban...

[marianozz]

Yeah, i had it all mixed up..... the director is french and tadaaaaa!! hes the same as in City....

[Burn]

Originally posted by Drakkenfyre


There's room on my Ignore list for another person, you know,

j/k, lol,

-Drakk )))

hehe :P

[Hydra]

Originally posted by Cop


Whatcha talking 'bout, sucka? 4 wasn't THAT bad. Only thing bad about that movie was Winona Ryder... Ditch the bitch.

Loved the hybrid alien because it was just so gross, and how it killed the queen by breaking her head off...

Don't forgot the emphasis Ripley puts on the word "F***", so does Winona Ryder's character. It sounds as if they feel like they're naughty little children for saying it. Ghey.

The movie was awesome (Except for above) up until they threw in the hybrid, then it became ghey, I'd even go as far as to say it became Episode II ghey :D.

[Cop]

Originally posted by Hydra
The movie was awesome (Except for above) up until they threw in the hybrid, then it became ghey, I'd even go as far as to say it became Episode II ghey :D.

You know, at first the hybrid seemed ghey as well, but after various viewing I started to like the hidious mofo... Maybe because there are far to few slimy monsters lately. ALL THOSE CGI creatures are far too polished and "clean".

[marianozz]

Originally posted by Hydra


Don't forgot the emphasis Ripley puts on the word "F***", so does Winona Ryder's character. It sounds as if they feel like they're naughty little children for saying it. Ghey.

The movie was awesome (Except for above) up until they threw in the hybrid, then it became ghey, I'd even go as far as to say it became Episode II ghey :D.

whoa, i didnt bother reading all the EP2 threads once i saw it (late)

You didnt like Ep2??????????

[Hydra]

Originally posted by marianozz


whoa, i didnt bother reading all the EP2 threads once i saw it (late)

You didnt like Ep2??????????

You did?????????!!!!!!

My respect for you, pre-comment
Low ------------------------------*---------- High

My respect for you, post-comment
Low ------*---------------------------------- High

[marianozz]

Originally posted by Hydra


You did?????????!!!!!!

My respect for you, pre-comment
Low ------------------------------*---------- High

My respect for you, post-comment
Low ------*---------------------------------- High



LOL......... i loved that movie.....

Your respect for me now:



* <- Low----------High

[scottg26]

i watched aliens before alien

alien...well i didn't really get excited at all

NOW event horizon....THERE is a scary movie!!! :D

[Hydra]

Originally posted by scottg26
i watched aliens before alien

alien...well i didn't really get excited at all

NOW event horizon....THERE is a scary movie!!! :D

I saw them in order, I thought Alien was great, but after seeing Aliens, Alien sucks. Alien3 wasn't as good as Aliens either.

[Cop]

Nothing beats the landing scene and the discovery of the derelict ship in Alien. Best sets ever! The alien pilot roxors!

Remember, this is 1979!

[shueny]

this may be old but i dont care

some of the worst:

hart's war
13 ghosts
all the 'scream's'

god i really cant think of ne. o well

some of the best:

event horizon
in the mouth of madness
nightmare on elm st
IT
(sensing a trend? hehe i love scary movies)


blade
matrix
gone in 60 seconds
pitch black (hot vin diesel)
cruel intentions (hot ryan philippe)
stepmom (god i cried so hard)
moulin rouge!
the crow
truman show

ace ventura's (both)
happy gilmore
billy madison
big daddy

ok im tired and going to bed. if i think of more ill post em lol

[scottg26]

Originally posted by shueny
this may be old but i dont care

some of the worst:

hart's war
13 ghosts
all the 'scream's'

god i really cant think of ne. o well

some of the best:

event horizon
in the mouth of madness
nightmare on elm st
IT
(sensing a trend? hehe i love scary movies)


blade
matrix
gone in 60 seconds
pitch black (hot vin diesel)
cruel intentions (hot ryan philippe)
stepmom (god i cried so hard)
moulin rouge!
the crow
truman show

ace ventura's (both)
happy gilmore
billy madison
big daddy

ok im tired and going to bed. if i think of more ill post em lol

you left Star Trek II off the list :evil:

[DUKE HARDKNOCK]

Saw "House" a couple of days ago, now THAT is a wonderfully awful movie. Especially the "swordfish" scene. And let's not forget the Evil Slowly Floating Gardening Tools(tm) either! Sheer genius. :D

[shueny]

Originally posted by scottg26


you left Star Trek II off the list :evil:

lol i never saw it. was that for the good or bad list? lmao

[scottg26]

Originally posted by shueny


lol i never saw it. was that for the good or bad list? lmao

the ROCKING GOOD list! :D

even if u don't love star trek as i do, go and watch it :D :D