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mellotron
12-10-02, 04:16 PM
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
And we wondered why you call yourself "The Evil Messiah"
Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
WHO THE HELL OPENS THE DOOR WITH THEIR PENIS??????
Originally posted by Cop
WHO THE HELL OPENS THE DOOR WITH THEIR PENIS??????
I do , don't you?
Ambience
12-10-02, 04:20 PM
/me goes around shaking women's hands wherever he goes now
Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
/licks hands
mellotron
12-10-02, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Cop
/licks hands
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Drakkenfyre
12-10-02, 04:26 PM
Here is something to think about next time you bite into a Snickers bar, the average candy bar contains 6-7 insect legs, reguardless of the cleanliness of the factory,
Cop, you beat me to it with the lick comment, lol,
-Drakk )))
Ambience
12-10-02, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Killjoy
Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Women masturbate :eek:
Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
True, but there's some lady juice there as well and that's all that matters...
/keeps licking... Mmmmmh, peach...
Tachyon
12-10-02, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Cop
WHO THE HELL OPENS THE DOOR WITH THEIR PENIS??????
I do. Got a problem with it? ;)
That's why I avoid touching door handles and shaking hands.
BloodyL
12-10-02, 05:39 PM
In an average year, you will have come into contact with this dataset at least 30 times. :P ;) :)
Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
and did you know that 49.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot¿ seriously, I find this hard to believe. it's basically saying that women masturbate more then men do, which I find rather hard to believe.
Originally posted by Mr Urt
and did you know that 49.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot¿ seriously, I find this hard to believe. it's basically saying that women masturbate more then men do, which I find rather hard to believe.
I dunno... this one girl told me she does it twice a day most of the time, and a minimum of 5 times a week...
ATMArage
12-10-02, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Mr Urt
and did you know that 49.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot¿ seriously, I find this hard to believe. it's basically saying that women masturbate more then men do, which I find rather hard to believe.
No, it just means that women wash their hands less...which is perhaps even less believeable than saying that women masturbate more than men :D
Originally posted by ATMArage
No, it just means that women wash their hands less...which is perhaps even less believeable than saying that women masturbate more than men :D
Actually it is very believable, since after masturbation women do not end up with white goo all over their hands :)
Lazywolf
12-11-02, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Cop
WHO THE HELL OPENS THE DOOR WITH THEIR PENIS??????
Bwhahahahaha! :D.. damn you cop! lol I was in the middle of drinking a cup of milk and spit it out all over the monitor :P
-Lazywolf-
Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
This just means that I have to swim more, shake more hands, sleep less, go to more weddings and breath faster.
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
Obviously I'm not your average person, I eat my pubes while sitting on the toilet.
Originally posted by Dmitry
Actually it is very believable, since after masturbation women do not end up with white goo all over their hands :)
Err?? Ever touched a woman there? The few drops of sperm are no match for the river of oozing goodness that flows from the holiest of holies (that's derived from "holy", not "hole" ya pervs)... Why do you think it's always guys that go around having other guys sniff their hand after they have scored and feel the need to share?
Btw, I wonder how many people go around giving other people stinkpalms?
Originally posted by Cop
Why do you think it's always guys that go around having other guys sniff their hand after they have scored and feel the need to share?
Smell my finger, ohhhhhhh come on, you'll like it.......
Originally posted by Wamphyr
Smell my finger, ohhhhhhh come on, you'll like it.......
First tell me where it has been... You always have to be on the lookout for stinkpalms...
Originally posted by Cop
First tell me where it has been... You always have to be on the lookout for stinkpalms...
If I told you, that would ruin the surprise, wouldn't it ;).
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