if you had 1 million dollars (USD) what would you buy?

[multigl]

here you have it. you are limited to 1 million, non taxable US bucks. what would you buy? :p :p

[msan_msw]

I'd buy Plaster and make him my man slave.

[msan_msw]

Or.... Dunno.. I'd make sure my families bills were paid off then buy a nice house for myself in the country. Then I'd make sure I had a screaming fast system w/ great internet speed.

Finally, I'd spend a fat part of the money on a "round the world" vacation seeing all the cool things from the castles of Ireland to the Great China Wall, Pyramids, Vatican, Jerusalem, plains of Africa, Aztec pyramids, Antarctic/Arctic glaciers, etc., etc.

Then I build a commune and change my name to Koresh :eek:

[Satan2000]

I'd buy this website!! :D

[FlamingTroll]

You wanna know? Honestly? I would buy a large van or motorhome to live in, an entire cannabis plantation in Amsterdam or Northern California, invest some, and give most of it to homeless children. Or build the 'Homeless Hotel' in San Francisco, and expand around the nation. To help all of the useless pieces of crap to get a life.

[scottg26]

best computer of can think of to buy!!!!!!!

and a $h!t load of games/software.

and maybe a plane.

and some new shoes.

And some other stuff.

And i'd invest the rest somewhere else.

Everytime new computer tech come out then i will buy straight away.

[<A million>]

I would buy nvidia and bulldoze it down to a parking lot.
Then I would laugh and go get drunk.

[EvilEngine]

I highly doubt you could buy Nvidia with "1 million, non taxable US bucks". Maybe you could buy the Bitboyz out, I'm sure they need the cash. :)

[Ailuros]

tsk tsk tsk what a waste. Of course invest it, multiply it in no time and then retire :D

[AchtBit]

first,i would make terry hatcher an immoral offer.

if that won't work, i would
pay 10 mercenarys to blow billy the ms-kid
or
100.000 times wrong parking. :D

[Ailuros]

Originally posted by Satan2000:
I'd buy this website!! :D

buy a faster card d00d, the v3 is way too obsolete....... :D

oh shit I better shut up, I still have one of those inside my rig *gasp*

:eek:

[pianogeek]

I would do one of two things.

1) Invest the money for retirement.

2) Buy a house the size of a tool shed
in San Francisco (about a million).

Either way I can't lose on the investment.

[Ailuros]

hmmmmmm you did encounter earthquakes I guess :rolleyes:

[pianogeek]

Still doesn't affect the property values.

[Ailuros]

even if it gets flooded by the ocean? :eek:

[pianogeek]

Nothing about property values here in the Bay Area makes sense. They just keep going up no matter what. Try to figure it out and you'll get a headache.

[Ailuros]

well I for one wouldn't pay a cent for property on the bottom of the ocean hehehe :D

[pianogeek]

I'll just rent it to the fish and still make money. :D :D :D

[Ailuros]

grrrrrrrrrrrr I'll shoot a tanker down to conteminate the waters :D

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[pianogeek]

Then I'll have to sell it on bid. It will sell within 24 hours for at least 2 million cash. :eek: :eek:

[Ailuros]

I'll threaten all your potential buyers lifes and their families, might even get some hostages........damn can't you just get something else? :D :D :D

[AchtBit]

i will buy a ticked to Frisco and wait until you are going to kill each other.

finally, i vanish with your millions. ...hehe :p

[Ailuros]

*bang* *bang*

*looks over Achtbits dead body* :D

*disappears in the sunset* :cool:

[AchtBit]

*click* *click*

*looks at ailuros blinking new braclets* :eek:

*disappears behind swedish curtains* http://216.97.44.162/ubb/icons/icon2.gif

:D

[GrimFaceOfReality]

If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous.

If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the first chorus out of it.
Mmm.

If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000,
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.

[FredSanford]

I would buy nothing. I would invest it in relatively risk free avenues, quit my job, and live off the interest.

[tastypoison]

I would buy a lottery ticket.

You don't expect me to stop at just 1 million do you?

:D :p :D

[Shaun_Dark_Lord]

It's a little late now, but I'd have invested it in 3dfx.

Think about it - their share value would have doubled, and all the wallstreet prats who closed em down would jump on the bandwagon.

I'd clean up, and we'd get some new drivers.

[Particle]

Okay, enough Barenaked Ladies music...

Honestly, MultiGL, I would fly to Thayland and kick Satan´s ass. Then the United Nations would be so happy that they would refund me my ticked and all the expenses that I had, including geting Satan a proctologist (to remove my shoe), and then I would come back with my $1,000,000+ and pay my bills, cancel my home, invest some in reforestation and put the rest in a bunch of banks in the caribbean, so I would not have to pay taxes in Panama.

Buy my daughter all the cool toys that she could want.

That´s it.

[Edjey]

I'd take half and shove it into a bank and live off the interest. Then take the other half to buy an island in the Pacific Ocean somewhere.

[dookiebot]

If I had a million dollars I would buy a shopping cart and put hydralics on it so I could low ride when I went shopping. All them sucka gansta teens sacking my groceries would be bustin a face when my chromed cart be sparklin' in their eyes.

[JF_Aidan_Pryde]

I would buy some bread.

[jd636]

I would invest it.

[DABSON !~]

First of I would buy 3Dfx and start making Voodoo5's again! With 250Mhz GPU's and 600Mhz Ram and 10x FSAA......

Now reality!

I would build a nice home that had everything in it I have dreamed about owning for my life..
A green house extention for flowers and plants all year round.
A Roman bath with a wirl pool in it....
Egyptian bedroom....
A French Kitchen
And English garden...

3 Wives... French, Greek, Black
Sex and many children... LOL

I million dollars can i be transported back in time so it's worth more? Baby!~

:D

[Cop]

Invest the largest part of it and live comfortably after that...

Maybe buy me a decent car, but nothing too ridicoulus though...

Upgrade my home theatre system and buy shitloads of DVD's probably :)