Masturbation Station

[scottg26]

Tips? Ideas? Examples?

[ohbeardedone]

Tips? Ideas? Examples?
sit on ur hand till it goes numb.....then jerk it.......its called a "Stranger"

[scottg26]

sit on ur hand till it goes numb.....then jerk it.......its called a "Stranger"
ROFL wtf?

[Slacker]

sit on ur hand till it goes numb.....then jerk it.......its called a "Stranger"
rofl :ugh:

[Flywest]

Hahaha , this one's good :lol:

[ohbeardedone]

ROFL wtf?
read it again

[scottg26]

i thought it read "strangler"

now i see. cos u can't feel your hand it feels like someone else is doing it

[ItsNoot]

ROFL...

Man, I have heard of some crazy stuff, but I never heard of this one :D

[scottg26]

to be honest im not sure it would stay numb for long enough...

[Akira]

Let us know how it goes, won't you.

[Lollan]

sit on ur hand till it goes numb.....then jerk it.......its called a "Stranger"


Gone in 60 seconds, great stuff.

[Icoop]

no no no you're doing it all wrong it requires somesort of circulation cutting device.

rubber band, dental floss, somethin like that...

[ohbeardedone]

Gone in 60 seconds, great stuff.
Got it from Chapelles show actually :bigthumb:

[Maniac]

Got it from Chapelles show actually :bigthumb:
saw it too :D

[Icoop]

saw it too :D
don't lie we know u weren't Chapels Chow

[ohbeardedone]

don't lie we know u weren't Chapels Chow
spelling?!?!?!? damn

[Lollan]

Got it from Chapelles show actually :bigthumb:
They got it from Gone in 60 Seconds on chappelle's show tho, has like 5 exact lines from the movie.

[ohbeardedone]

They got it from Gone in 60 Seconds on chappelle's show tho, has like 5 exact lines from the movie.
what other lines?

[Lollan]

what other lines?


The part where hes talking to little john or whatever, its like 30 seconds straight from the movie..

[Icoop]

spelling?!?!?!? damn
Aye U no e liv n Rocksborough :mecry: e neva lernt 2 red r wriet

[ohbeardedone]

Aye U no e liv n Rocksborough :mecry: e neva lernt 2 red r wriet
:lol:

[Icoop]

so sour r u

[bullitt#90]

Got it from Chapelles show actually :bigthumb:
not work safe (http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/TheListS2.html)
i heard it here like 2 years ago


its about 3/4 the way down

[Icoop]

Wat?

[Maniac]

Wat?
stfu, thats wat

[bullitt#90]

stfu, thats wat
:ggowned:

[Lollan]

ROTFL, we all lol'd at the politically correct definition of the stranger

[Hawk]

you couldve all rotfl'd at it but u didnt

[Bloodycape]

You could just try switch hitting or at least thats what i call it. Its when you masturbate with your other hand. Can be quite challenging. Just remember to have fun while your doing it cause it can get quite frustrating, but not that i would know

[bullitt#90]

ROFL i'll have to give that a try .....:ugh: n/m

[Cop]

I just sat on my freaking hand for 10 freaking minutes and the only thing that happened it that it's now very warm, but not in the least but numb... That method takes entirely too much time...

[Lollan]

Rotfl, :ibtl:

[FluxCapacitor]

Chop off your head and stick it up your ass. It's called having your head stuck up your ass.

[Flywest]

Any of you guys read the Sticky Wilson one ?

"Get out of here , bitch ! "

ROFL :lol:

[Akira]

We even have a :stranger: smiley, it's spelled :ugh:

[scottg26]

I just sat on my freaking hand for 10 freaking minutes and the only thing that happened it that it's now very warm, but not in the least but numb... That method takes entirely too much time...
well done for trying :lol:

[EG]

not work safe (http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/TheListS2.html)
i heard it here like 2 years ago


its about 3/4 the way down
Spin Cycle - When you are having sex with a chick with no legs, and you tell her to grab onto the ceiling fan. You can even change the speed and direction.

bwhahahahahha

[Cop]

Nantucket Sleigh Ride - The traditional Nantucket Sleigh Ride occurred when a whale was harpooned and proceeded to tow the boat that had harpooned it, taking it for a sort of "sleigh ride." So...you're dancing with a really fat girl in a skirt, you stick your finger in her butthole (through her underpants) and hook it, like a fish hook. When she tries to get away, you hold on for dear life

:lol: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[scottg26]

Spin Cycle - When you are having sex with a chick with no legs, and you tell her to grab onto the ceiling fan. You can even change the speed and direction.

bwhahahahahha
rofl :bigthumb: