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DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-21-04, 08:46 PM

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1137162&perpage=40&pagenumber=5

Busty Twi'Lek Jedi: yes.
Gigantic Wookiee bowcaster: yes.
Snazzy new Jedi starfighter with hints of TIE: yes.
Alec Guinness-style Obi-wan: YES.
Huge fucking Wookiees: HELL YES.
Motherfucking Imperial motherfucking royal motherfucking guards: OH FUCKING HELL YES.

Icoop

07-22-04, 11:06 AM

imp guards were in the last one...
Jedi Starfighter= teh uber ugly
Huge fucking Wookiees and 8 of 'em= TEH BEST THING EVA
sexy Twi'lek Jedi= +rep :D

DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-22-04, 11:42 AM

Jedi Starfighter= teh uber ugly
She doesn't look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid!

Anyhoo, it's just cool to see the similarities to the basic TIE design.

Indolentron

07-22-04, 01:09 PM

busty twi'lek roxxor

Icoop

07-22-04, 01:13 PM

She doesn't look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid!

Anyhoo, it's just cool to see the similarities to the basic TIE design.
yeah your right, but your gotta remember how much Old Republic Jedis move around when using a lightsaber:D

Crusty B

07-22-04, 03:04 PM

i liked Episode one for darth maul and the awesomeness that he is (i :mecry: when he died)

i LOVED episode 2 for the battle scenes and yoda aka jackrabbit on speed.

im gonna SPOON episode 3 for EVERYTHING.

Cop

07-23-04, 02:01 PM

Oh dear god... ...I think I came in my pants at the sight of that starfighter...

Cop

07-23-04, 02:33 PM

I now have tears in my eyes from reading those pages... A summary:

This movie better not have another fucking canoe in it.

Oh but it's a space canoe
No, fuck you lucas.

Then there's this pic with the badass wookiees...

http://users.pandora.be/Anal_Amoeba/star/68616337.jpg

And this shoppee is the one that had me cracking up the most

http://users.pandora.be/Anal_Amoeba/star/wookie.gif

Another hilarious one if you remember the scientology thread:

http://users.pandora.be/Anal_Amoeba/star/scient.jpg

The Bowcaster shoppee

http://users.pandora.be/Anal_Amoeba/star/burgers.JPG

And finally this post somebody made:

http://users.pandora.be/Anal_Amoeba/star/aaylaandsquiddude.jpg

http://users.pandora.be/Anal_Amoeba/star/emot-zoid.gif

DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-23-04, 04:22 PM

:bigthumb:

Cop

07-23-04, 07:01 PM

Holy crap!!! Look at this Anakin!

MAJOR SPOILER PICS!!!!! (don't look at the filenames either!)

pic1 (http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com/ep3/c/anakin/burned.jpg)
pic2 (http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com/ep3/c/anakin/charred.jpg)

And how about this General Grievous: http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com/ep3/c/grievous/6.jpg

And his vehicle: http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com/ep3/c/grievous/5.jpg

Cop

07-23-04, 07:02 PM

Rest of the pics here, btw: http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com/ep3/c/

DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-23-04, 07:13 PM

Icoop

07-23-04, 07:17 PM

OMGOMGOMG, not really much of a spoiler unless you haven't seen the original three films but very very sensitive
http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com/ep3/c/misc/birth_of_vader.jpg
OMG pics of tarkan :bigthumb:
OMG im gonna nut in my underwear, gotta get'm off and quick!

Icoop

07-23-04, 07:29 PM

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG this deserves a repost :
warning stay away from this link at all costs if you dont want any spoiling to be done,

http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com/ep3/jtf/jtf3.htm

otherwise eat your heart out and im gonna hafta try to rape Cop with the +rep

DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-23-04, 07:32 PM

OMG pics of tarkan :bigthumb:
Tarkin, surely?

Icoop

07-23-04, 07:45 PM

Tarkin, surely?
yeah tarkin and he looks exactly the same as the original

Cop

07-23-04, 07:52 PM

:eek: :eek: :bigthumb:

• Jar-Jar does not die in the film. - RM

Icoop

07-23-04, 07:56 PM

:eek: :eek: :bigthumb:

• Jar-Jar does not die in the film. - RM
yeah that saddened me 2 :(

Mole

07-24-04, 07:37 AM

Those be some bigass wookies!

Icoop

07-24-04, 12:45 PM

yeah those wookies = my penis cept i only have one penis :D

Lollan

07-24-04, 01:26 PM

Twi'lek.... :idhitit:

ukstatboy

07-28-04, 12:38 PM

Huge fucking Wookiees

Is episode 3 going to be like episode 6, with ewoks being replaced with wookies? If there's a big wookie party at the end, I'm going to go into a rage and take out the theater.

DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-28-04, 12:41 PM

Is episode 3 going to be like episode 6, with ewoks being replaced with wookies? If there's a big wookie party at the end, I'm going to go into a rage and take out the theater.
What in fuck is wrong with you, Wookiees are awesome.

But since you mentioned Ep 6, you might be interested to know that Endor was originally supposed to be Kashyyyk (or the Wookiee homeworld a any rate, not sure what name it was supposed to have back then). I think Lucas ultimately scrapped that idea because of technical and storyline reasons.

Icoop

07-28-04, 03:00 PM

What in fuck is wrong with you, Wookiees are awesome.

But since you mentioned Ep 6, you might be interested to know that Endor was originally supposed to be Kashyyyk (or the Wookiee homeworld a any rate, not sure what name it was supposed to have back then). I think Lucas ultimately scrapped that idea because of technical and storyline reasons.
personally id rather have sex with an ewok than a wookie, their likely to be much tighter :naughty: ...

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DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-28-04, 03:13 PM

personally id rather have sex with an ewok than a wookie, their likely to be much tighter :naughty: ...

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Well that certainly came out of nowhere.

Icoop

07-28-04, 03:14 PM

Well that certainly came out of nowhere.
I mean thats what Chewbacca did at the party in Ep 6 right? He has to bring up the population of Wookies somehow:D he was placing roofies in the Ewoks beer and then spreading his seed with as many as possible :bigthumb:

DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-28-04, 04:57 PM

I mean thats what Chewbacca did at the party in Ep 6 right? He has to bring up the population of Wookies somehow:D he was placing roofies in the Ewoks beer and then spreading his seed with as many as possible :bigthumb:
what

Crusty B

07-28-04, 05:40 PM

:eek: lucas better get this movie out quick b4 i kill someone...

msan_msw

07-28-04, 05:49 PM

lol, edit :ee:

dookiebot

07-28-04, 05:53 PM

Hmmm anyone else see the similarities between this?

Crusty B

07-28-04, 05:55 PM

that is the gayest thing i ever seen. they are even touching each others nipples!

opus512

07-28-04, 06:22 PM

Damn I hope it doesn't suck.

dookiebot

07-28-04, 06:45 PM

Maybe that is the impression they want you to have... so they can secrelty be seducing all the wymen who love hairy new orlean menz

DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-28-04, 06:47 PM

Hmmm anyone else see the similarities between this?
No.

Another spoiler pic (about 2/3 down the page):
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1150815

Apparently its authenticity has been proven by TheForce.net. The sight of
"Crispy Anakin"
alone almost guarantees RotS is going to be pretty goddamn awesome. Although I wonder they can keep the shot, seeing as all SW movies are supposed to be PG and this looks kinda edgy. :(

Icoop

07-28-04, 08:04 PM

that is the gayest thing i ever seen. they are even touching each others nipples!
Man me and the Roxburians touch each others nipples all the time, granted its through a shit and the touching is really more of a pinching but it still occurs...

Cop

07-29-04, 01:27 PM

No.

Another spoiler pic (about 2/3 down the page):
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1150815

Apparently its authenticity has been proven by TheForce.net. The sight of
"Crispy Anakin"
alone almost guarantees RotS is going to be pretty goddamn awesome. Although I wonder they can keep the shot, seeing as all SW movies are supposed to be PG and this looks kinda edgy. :(
TOASTY!

http://www.bilgoraj.um.gov.pl/gimnazjum/chylus/Scorpion-fatality.jpg

Icoop

07-29-04, 04:08 PM

TOASTY!

http://www.bilgoraj.um.gov.pl/gimnazjum/chylus/Scorpion-fatality.jpg
just wat i was thinkin

Crusty B

07-29-04, 10:30 PM

Hmmm anyone else see the similarities between this?

wait what is the guy in the mid looking at? :eek:

Cop

07-30-04, 04:52 PM

wait what is the guy in the mid looking at? :eek:
His own humongous lip...

DUKE HARDKNOCK

07-30-04, 05:53 PM

wait what is the guy in the mid looking at? :eek:
He's not looking at anything, his eyes are closed.

Tachyon

08-07-04, 03:42 PM

<3 wookies

CrashNBurN

08-07-04, 04:17 PM