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Ambience
05-14-01, 09:23 PM
CREATE you_stank;

DECLARE VNostank := good
DECLARE VStronger_Deodarant := Kicked Out
DECLARE VDont_even_show := Trash Can

SELECT girl_players guy_players
FROM slackercentral
WHERE player_charactoristics != 'stank'

DO WHILE
stank > 30 := VNostank shower.nostank(30)
ELSE;
stank < 30 := VStronger_deodorant stronger.deodorant(30)
ELSIF;
stank > -1 := VDont_even_show take.a.freaking.shower
END DO;

RAISE EXCEPTION you_all_stank print_line('Error you all stank anyway there's no point in trying')

END;
COMMIT;

>EXEC you_stank
>Selecting all Slackercentral users
>Error you all stank anyway there's no point in trying.

[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Ambience ]

Pretty Hate Machine
05-15-01, 08:24 AM
Like I said, you're really loving that stuff aren't you?

:p :D :D

Ambience
05-25-01, 04:59 AM
:) I love many things. Though I'm not obessive by nature.

((yeah right))