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Hell Pilot
05-31-01, 01:53 PM
Do you like big or small penis? :confused:
msan_msw
05-31-01, 01:58 PM
I hope Paragon has a BIG one
;)
Weapon X
05-31-01, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Hell Pilot:
Do you like big or small penis? :confused:

Doesn't matter as long as it's not yours :D :D
j/k
PaleDuke
05-31-01, 02:31 PM
It really depends on the situation.

When I'm with my wife I use my left penis. When I'm with my mistress I use my right penis. When I'm with my gay lover I don't use either.

:eek:
Tom675
05-31-01, 02:33 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!
:D :D :D :D
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 03:17 PM
My town uses mine to measure the depth of lakes.
msan_msw
05-31-01, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by WedgieMan:
My town uses mine to measure the depth of lakes.

-I hope there aren't any piranha!

-You sure those aren't mud puddles?

-I could do that too if I had a 500 pound weight attached <streeeeeeech>.

-I don't believe you. There's always the "shrinkage factor." Impossible for a man.

-You must not wear Levi's jeans or ya have one hell of a "fruit bowl" happening.

:)
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 03:58 PM
"-I hope there aren't any piranha!"
Nope. Good thing!

"-You sure those aren't mud puddles?"
Nope.

"-I could do that too if I had a 500 pound weight attached <streeeeeeech>."
That sounds painful...

"-I don't believe you. There's always the "shrinkage factor." Impossible for a man."
Impossible for any ordinary man. heh, they put me belly down on a platform with a large hole, and give me a picture of Jessica Alba in order to counter-act the "shrinkage factor"

"-You must not wear Levi's jeans or ya have one hell of a "fruit bowl" happening."
Nope. I have a series of tube socks which go throughout my pants to keep everything even looking and to keep the ladies from passing out.

:D :D :D
Trip
05-31-01, 04:00 PM
Well, PHM gave my winkie a "5" So, im guessing she likes big penises ;)

[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: TripleXXX ]
PaleDuke
05-31-01, 04:01 PM
Very sneaky Trip. ;)

[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: PaleDuke ]
dookiebot
05-31-01, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by WedgieMan:
My town uses mine to measure the depth of lakes.

Yikes! You better hope a pretty girl doesn't walk by because you'll pass head out as soon as all the blood rushes out of your head to down below.
Trip
05-31-01, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by PaleDuke:
Very sneaky Trip. ;)

[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: PaleDuke ]

Hehehe, :D
Trip
05-31-01, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by dookiebot:
Yikes! You better hope a pretty girl doesn't walk by because you'll pass head out as soon as all the blood rushes out of your head to down below.


Hehe, yeah, he needs a blood transfusion every erection :)
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 04:32 PM
The good thing is, I can get several BJ's at the same time!