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dookiebot
05-31-01, 02:34 PM
Please don't biet his troll bait.
Everything he says is so cliche I seriously doubt he is being genuine in what he says.
It is too simple, too formualted, and too perfect to just be someone spouting off what he really thinks.
Just my opinion.
PaleDuke
05-31-01, 02:38 PM
I have seen the light.
Good call Dookiebot. :)
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 02:39 PM
Nice one. Seems all he's been doing is starting fights.
finally, someone that makes sense. right on dookie. :D :)
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 02:42 PM
Yep...well said, Dookie. :)
dookiebot
05-31-01, 02:45 PM
Cool my rating went up with this thread :D :D :D :D
The Angry Chicken
05-31-01, 02:46 PM
Yeah I think Paragon needs to stop talking out of his A$$ and just plain STFU. He is probably one of those missing links that evolved into a human a week ago with the mentality of a 6 month old. If brains were gasoline he wouldn't have enough to fill a pissant's go-kart to go half-way around the inside of a cheerio. That is all I have to say about Paragon.
Paragon
05-31-01, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by dookiebot:
Please don't biet his troll bait.
Everything he says is so cliche I seriously doubt he is being genuine in what he says.
It is too simple, too formualted, and too perfect to just be someone spouting off what he really thinks.
Just my opinion.
riiight, too bad your opinion is about as empty as the seats at a female basketball game.
Originally posted by dookiebot:
Cool my rating went up with this thread :D :D :D :D
yeah, i gave ya a 5 rating.
:)
Originally posted by Paragon:
riiight, too bad your opinion is about as empty as the seats at a female basketball game.
amazing, so is your head Paragon.
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Paragon:
riiight, too bad your opinion is about as empty as the seats at a female basketball game.
Actually, his opinion is shared by others. Come on dude, cut the BS. How about a post other than a ****ing political flame war?
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by The Angry Chicken:
Yeah I think Paragon needs to stop talking out of his A$$ and just plain STFU. He is probably one of those missing links that evolved into a human a week ago with the mentality of a 6 month old. If brains were gasoline he wouldn't have enough to fill a pissant's go-kart to go half-way around the inside of a cheerio. That is all I have to say about Paragon.
What he said. LOL!
PaleDuke
05-31-01, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by The Angry Chicken:
Yeah I think Paragon needs to stop talking out of his A$$ and just plain STFU. He is probably one of those missing links that evolved into a human a week ago with the mentality of a 6 month old. If brains were gasoline he wouldn't have enough to fill a pissant's go-kart to go half-way around the inside of a cheerio. That is all I have to say about Paragon.
Now that is funny ! :D :D :D
dookiebot
05-31-01, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by Thomas:
yeah, i gave ya a 5 rating.
:)
Right back at ya bro.. :D
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Thomas:
amazing, so is your head Paragon.
LMFAO...nice one, Thomas :D :D :D
Paragon
05-31-01, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by The Angry Chicken:
Yeah I think Paragon needs to stop talking out of his A$$ and just plain STFU. He is probably one of those missing links that evolved into a human a week ago with the mentality of a 6 month old. If brains were gasoline he wouldn't have enough to fill a pissant's go-kart to go half-way around the inside of a cheerio. That is all I have to say about Paragon.
I am sorry for saying such mean things
[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: Mod ]
Paragon
05-31-01, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Pretty Hate Machine:
nice one, Thomas :D :D :D
I am sorry for saying such mean things
[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: Mod ]
Weapon X
05-31-01, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Paragon:
30dayshasseptemberaprilmayandnovemberalltheresthav e31exceptfebuaryitistheshortestone
Wow, the man can ramble without pausing for punctuation....impressive :p
[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: Mod ]
The Angry Chicken
05-31-01, 03:09 PM
Hey Wedgie I think Paragon was forced to choose "OPTION 4" and that is why he doesn't like African-Americans. :eek:
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 03:12 PM
LOL
Paragon
05-31-01, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Weapon X:
Wow, the man can ramble without pausing for punctuation....impressive :p
#7 in the "How to be a Lamer" handbook:
Point out other people's grammar errors.
That really takes skill, seriously, I mean it may look like a last resort for someone who can't come up with anything original or compelling to say but...that seriously hurt my feelings.
The Angry Chicken
05-31-01, 03:17 PM
Oh wait I just figured out the problem Paragon is from Alabama. So I be the reason Paragon is bitter is because his father spent too much time at the bowling alley, where he drank heavily and chewed tobacco. Then he would come home and bust his sis..er I mean wife's lip open if she said anything. Poor Paragon I pity you having to grow up in such a hostile environment. Go ahead and get your frustrations out you will feel a lot better after.
BTW: Not all men from Alabama are drunkin wife beaters.
[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: The Angry Chicken ]
Weapon X
05-31-01, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Paragon:
#7 in the "How to be a Lamer" handbook:
Point out other people's grammar errors.
That really takes skill, seriously, I mean it may look like a last resort for someone who can't come up with anything original or compelling to say but...that seriously hurt my feelings.
Well, since you've taken spots number 1-6 already, I seriously doubt I can catch up to you in sheer lameness. Joo 0wn3rz us there :D
Besides, if you bothered to read my responses in your interracial marriage thread, note that I've pointed out enough flaws in your pathetically inadequate and inept pseudo-logical processes that you attempt to pass for intelligence.
I only wish Angel were here to skewer you too. Heheh :p
(EDIT: Sorry about that Angel, I shouldn't have lumped you with this lowlife.. /EDIT)
[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: Weapon X ]
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by The Angry Chicken:
Oh wait I just figured out the problem Paragon is from Alabama. So I be the reason Paragon is bitter is because his father spent too much time at the bowling alley, where he drank heavily and chewed tobacco. Then he would come home and bust his sis..er I mean wife's lip open if she said anything. Poor Paragon I pity you having to grow up in such a hostile environment. Go ahead and get your frustrations out you will feel a lot better after.
BTW: Not all men from Alabama are drunkin wife beaters.
[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: The Angry Chicken ]
:D
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 03:47 PM
*snicker*..."Mod" edited the message (where I was quoted)...nice one, but like I really give a shit what opinion someone like Paragon has of me...ROTFL :D
dookiebot
05-31-01, 03:49 PM
Well, I am sure the Mod thought what was said about you crossed the line and didn't want you to break out with your mad skillz.
This time some one else got your back. ;)
Weapon X
05-31-01, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Pretty Hate Machine:
*snicker*..."Mod" edited the message (where I was quoted)...nice one, but like I really give a shit what opinion someone like Paragon has of me...ROTFL :D
Ditto...but Mod forgot to edit my response, which quotes the Meanie in full. :eek:
I wonder if a ban is forthcoming. That would be unfortunate...he was useful as an intellectual punching bag for me :)
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 03:52 PM
And I'm extremely grateful to Mod, too ;)
Obviously someone was watching when I spoke of making trolls look silly rather than flaming back...as you can see, it's very effective...makes 'em look well silly :D
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Weapon X:
Ditto...but Mod forgot to edit my response, which quotes the Meanie in full. :eek:
I wonder if a ban is forthcoming. That would be unfortunate...he was useful as an intellectual punching bag for me :)
LMAO!!! I'm glad you quoted it...and nice comeback too :D :D :D
Drakkenfyre
05-31-01, 04:02 PM
I realized after 4 or 5 of his posts, he was doing nothing more than trolling with "controversial" topics,
-Drakk )))
[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: Drakkenfyre ]
ItsNoot
05-31-01, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by dookiebot:
Cool my rating went up with this thread :D :D :D :D
WOW! Someones rating however dropped in an awful big hurry. Haven't seen the ol' devil around these parts for some time now. :D :D :D
BTW dookie, I gave you five too, but I'll be original and say it's for your cool signature.
Noot
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 04:06 PM
Damn...I gave Dookie a 5 long ago :D, shame I can't vote again :eek:
Yeah, that pisses me off too!!! :mad:
He ain't mean, just stupid. You gotta earn being MEAN!!! :mad:
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Snatch:
Yeah, that pisses me off too!!! :mad:
He ain't mean, just stupid. You gotta earn being MEAN!!! :mad:
Who the hell are you?
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by WedgieMan:
Who the hell are you?
ROTFL...a lovely Wedgie welcome :D
Originally posted by WedgieMan:
Who the hell are you?
Hint: Hes behind you.
Weapon X
05-31-01, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Pretty Hate Machine:
LMAO!!! I'm glad you quoted it...and nice comeback too :D :D :D
Thanks...why do you think I chose the name Weapon X? :D
ItsNoot
05-31-01, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Pretty Hate Machine:
...shame I can't vote again :eek:
Yes, how many times have you clicked "Member Rated" and sat there trying to figure out why the "Rate Member" option wasn't available. Hehe. I'll admit, took me a few times to figure that out.
WedgieMan
05-31-01, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by TripleXXX:
Hint: Hes behind you.
ACK!
MonotremeMed
05-31-01, 05:28 PM
I am very bitter I missed the pre Mod-modified invective that was posted here...thats what I get for playing games all day... :D
dookiebot
05-31-01, 05:33 PM
something about a boner and strip dance. If you look at other Paragon put downs, you can easily deduct that they are not very creative.
Trust me.
MonotremeMed
05-31-01, 05:38 PM
I figured that, given the sheer magnitude of intellect that he has presented to us over the last few days, his put downs may be on the level of a particularly dense pre-school student. In special classes. I shudder to think that he may someday breed, or, worse yet, already has.
msan_msw
05-31-01, 05:41 PM
Well, he hasn't posted in a bit. Must be at a Clan meeting.
Frostic
05-31-01, 06:07 PM
Never seen a troll in a clan outfit. That would be interesting.
MasterBates
05-31-01, 08:45 PM
time for me to grab my baseball bat and head down to "alabamie!"
god, i HATE idiot hillbillies.
ItsNoot
05-31-01, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by MonotremeMed:
...his put downs may be on the level of a particularly dense pre-school student. In special classes.
LMAO! "I'm really starting to like this guy!"
Your brand of humor puts me in stiches. I think you we're on "vacation" when I first started hanging around here.
Noot
MonotremeMed
05-31-01, 09:21 PM
Methinks ItsNoot may have a screw loose. Finding "my particular brand of humor" funny actually indicates 46 different forms of mental disease, at last count. Might I recommend a nice mental enema (ie snort Coca-Cola up your nose untill your brain feels fizzy) and then watch PBS for a while...things should all clear up from there. :D
But, remember one key fact...I rule. :D
Unless you are PHM, in which case, I suck. :p
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by MonotremeMed:
Methinks ItsNoot may have a screw loose. Finding "my particular brand of humor" funny actually indicates 46 different forms of mental disease, at last count. Might I recommend a nice mental enema (ie snort Coca-Cola up your nose untill your brain feels fizzy) and then watch PBS for a while...things should all clear up from there. :D
But, remember one key fact...I rule. :D
Unless you are PHM, in which case, I suck. :p
I find you funny, so that means I have a screw loose too, does it? :p
And...you suck, do you? :D
MonotremeMed
05-31-01, 09:26 PM
I think that it is patently obvious that you not only have screw loose, but also some nine inch nails floating around that aren't properly hammered. :D
And, yeah, I suck. Wanna make something of it? :D
To the rest of you, though...I totally rule.
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 09:28 PM
I won't argue with the first part (love the NIN thing) :D
As for the second...yeah, why not? :p :p :p
MonotremeMed
05-31-01, 09:33 PM
I almost just put nails, but that may have been too subtle... :D
And I stand by my sucktastitude. If nothing else just to say sucktastitude. :D
But, to everyone else, who rules? Thats right, I rule.
Who's your daddy? :D
Pretty Hate Machine
05-31-01, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by MonotremeMed:
And I stand by my sucktastitude. If nothing else just to say sucktastitude. :D
That's just tough, cause I don't :p :D
And nails wouldn't have been too subtle, LOL :D
I suggest posting following image after each and any post Paragon does...
http://users.pandora.be/Anal_Amoebe/Fred-finger.gif
Weapon X
06-01-01, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Pretty Hate Machine:
I find you funny, so that means I have a screw loose too, does it? :p
And...you suck, do you? :D
I'm a loose screw, though I'm very selective about what I suck. Don't know about anyone else.
Uh oh.. :D
IcE-SmK
06-01-01, 09:39 PM
I listen to mostly soft rock, classical and country. Some of my favorite artists are Bon Jovi, garth brooks, charles clancy, celine deon and everclear.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, PAragon, the most controversial person i've seen on slakcer since i've started msging here, listens to garth brooks, charles clancy, and CELINE DIOn, why doesn't he go blast that music in tha hood. (I'm not dissin anyone who likes them, cept for paragon) "MY HEART WILL GO ON!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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