favorite lines from a movie

[dirtyphil]

<img src="graemlins/iamwithstupid.gif" border="0" alt="[I am with stupid]" />

"now youse can't leave." -Sonny, A Bronx Tale.

i come from a neighborhood that has seen it's fair share of guys like sonny.to hear that line and to see the expression on the faces of the bikers was classic.

"every man dies,but not every man truly lives"<br />-william wallace, Braveheart.

"what? i gotta booger hangin'?"<br />-woody harrelson, Kingpin.

"cinderella story,from outta nowhere,former groundskeeper,about to become the master's champion." -bill murray, Caddyshack.

"come mere ya half-a-sissy before i smack ya!"<br />-joe pesci, Easy Money.

"get your hands off of me you damn dirty ape!"<br />-charlton heston,Planet of the Apes.

"is there a sign on my lawn that says dead nigger storage?,no!you want to know why?cause storing dead niggers ain't my f**kin' business!" <br />-quentin tarantino, Pulp Fiction.

"he's an interior decorator,he killed 16 czechoslovakian rebels!"<br />-paulie, The Sopranos.

i know that's not from a movie but it was a great line!

[1badjedi]

"I'll be back."-Ah-nold

[AMD-Tech]

"So, you're saying I'm funny?... How am I funny?! Funny like a clown?, I'm here to ****in' amuse you?! Is that what I am?! How the **** am I funny? What the **** is so funny about me?!, tell me! tell me what's funny!!!...... THAT'S IT!!!!"<br /> -Joe Pesci, Goodfellas

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[ItsNoot]

"The two yutes---"<br />"Yutes?"<br />"Yeah yutes. Oh sorry Your Honor, the two youthez." -More Joe, My Cousin Vinnie

"Carol the Waitress, Simon the Fag" -Jack Nicholson, As Good as it Gets.

[ATMArage]

"Drug addiction, alcoholism, sadism, beastiality, mutilation, murder, vampirism, necrophilia, cannibalism, not to mention a gamut of sexual goodies." <br />-The Legend of Hell House

"It's OK, he saw it on the television." <br />-The Shining

"If you cut of my head, what would I say, me and my, me and my head or me and my body?"<br />-The Tenant

[Boon]

"I'm a cleaner."<br />-Leon, The Professional

[Swamp Donkey]

"I wanna have your abortion"<br />"I havent been ****ed like this since 6th grade"<br />fight club <br />(one line replace the other due to it being pervy)

[tastypoison]

"I've had better"

"That's because you've got big jugs. Ahhh I mean - your boobs are huge. Ahhh I mean - I wanna squeeze em. Mmmmmma-ma.

"The pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMNED PEN IS BLUE !!!"

"I'm kicking my ass. Do you mind?"

"A pock mark eventually..."

All from Liar Liar <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

[DUKE HARDKNOCK]

"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters!" - French guard from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail

"I'm dead serious. And don't call me Shirley." - doctor Rumack from Airplane!

"Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"<br />"I don't listen to hip-hop." - Chef and the General from Sotuh Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

"He'll live." - T-800 from Terminator 2: Judgment Day

"I am NOT a committee!" - Princess Leia Organa from Star Wars: A New Hope

"What is that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation! Now... Twy again, this time with FEEWING." - Mr Loo from A Fistful of Yen (as featured in Kentucky Fried Movie)

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!" - the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket

"Indians on the warpath in your area, over!"<br />"No indians around here."<br />"Do not take literally, repeat, do not take literally, over! The vultures are circling the carcass, repeat the vultures are circling the carcass, over!"<br />"I see some gulls, but I don't -"<br />"The pitbull is out of the cage! The crips are raiding the liquor store!"<br />"Eh, you yankin' my crank?" - Base and Williams from Hot Shots Part Deux

[MonotremeMed]

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.<br /> -Ash, Army of Darkness

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[Cop]

I am the LAW! - Judge Dredd

Oh, you can still collect them, as long as they are non-functioning... Like my wife! - Shopkeeper in Judge Dredd

[1badjedi]

*wap wap wap*

"What was that?"

"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"

Jeff Spicolli-Fast Times at Ridgemont High

<br />"My dad is a tv repairman. He's got an awesome set of tools. I can fix it."

Jeff Spicolli-Fast Times at Ridgemont High

<br />"What was that lardass?"

"HARDHAT! HARDHAT!"

"Ok, lardass."

Cheech & Chong

<br />"Hey man, you should be on that show, really incredible heavy duty dudes!"

Cheech & Chong

"HEYYYYYY MAN!"<br />"HEYYYYYY!"<br />"HEYYYYYY! *Sob* Will somebody please scratch my balls?"

Cheech & Chong

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[Ambience]

I want my two dollars!!!!

[Tech2]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum" Roddy Piper - They Live

"...the Sportos, the Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Wastoids, Dweebees, Dickheads, they all adore him, they think he's a righteous dude." Principal's secretary - Ferris Buellers Day Off

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." Teacher - Billy Madison

"I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now, jack and shit, and jack left town." Ash - Army of Darkness

And of course, the one in my sig.

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