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Old 10-30-02, 07:46 PM   #1
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But.. i havent started Computer Programming YET!!!

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Old 10-30-02, 09:05 PM   #2
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As you can clearly see this isn't the "I haven't started computer programming YET" forum.
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Old 10-31-02, 12:50 PM   #3
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if stryker = dumb then
begin
execute stryker
end
else
showmessage('this is impossible')
end
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Old 10-31-02, 02:40 PM   #4
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if stryker = dumb then
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execute stryker
end
else
showmessage('this is impossible')
end
while (delphi.sucksmyass)
{
beatwithaleadpipe(scottg26);
}
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Old 10-31-02, 07:57 PM   #5
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while (delphi.sucksmyass)
{
beatwithaleadpipe(scottg26);
}

rotfl... i dont get it all.. but i caught the gyst. u just got PROGRAM SCRIPT
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homeys should invest in a linux-distro
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watch em scatter as i switch into freak mode
cus they ain't got shit for anti-virus code
got no time to talk gotta run from da cops

slippin and fallin cus of my goddamn flip-flops
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Old 10-31-02, 11:19 PM   #6
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IntOne = 2
Do while IntOne > 0
IntOne = IntOne + 1
Loop



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Old 11-03-02, 09:14 PM   #7
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IntOne = 2
Do while IntOne > 0
IntOne = IntOne + 1
Loop



KILL ZEE COMPUTAR!!

well, i got the last line, lol.

NOOOOO!!!
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homeys should invest in a linux-distro
their windows be all fogged with nasty shit fo sho
watch em scatter as i switch into freak mode
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Old 11-05-02, 03:23 AM   #8
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while (delphi.sucksmyass)
{
beatwithaleadpipe(scottg26);
}

well, delphi doesn't suck, so that will never be true


10 cls
15 print "u r ghey"
20 sleep 1
25 goto 10


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Old 11-05-02, 12:56 PM   #9
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well, delphi doesn't suck, so that will never be true


10 cls
15 print "u r ghey"
20 sleep 1
25 goto 10


//delphi.cpp: Gives the obvious answer as to whether or not
//Delphi sucks my ass.

//According to this line, Delphi will always suck my ass.
#define DOESDELPHISUCKASS true;

class Cdelphi
{
public:
Cdelphi();
bool sucksmyass();

private:
bool m_bsucksmyass;
} delphi;

Cdelphi::Cdelphi()
{
m_bsucksmyass = DOESDELPHISUCKASS;
}

bool Cdelphi::sucksmyass()
{
return m_bsucksmyass;
}
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//delphi.cpp: Gives the obvious answer as to whether or not
//Delphi sucks my ass.

//According to this line, Delphi will always suck my ass.
/* ROFLMAO that is some funny shiznit. Although it is important to note that even though Delphi sucks your ass, there are some poor saps out there that must code in this crap. Feel pity please. */
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Old 11-05-02, 05:56 PM   #11
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what was that shit two posts above?

how can u even understand that!?!?!?
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Old 11-06-02, 10:17 AM   #12
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what was that shit two posts above?

how can u even understand that!?!?!?
It's called a programming language.
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