nine little known facts...

mellotron · 12-10-02, 04:16 PM

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

Ronhel · 12-10-02, 04:19 PM

And we wondered why you call yourself "The Evil Messiah"

Cop · 12-10-02, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

WHO THE HELL OPENS THE DOOR WITH THEIR PENIS??????

Ronhel · 12-10-02, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Cop

WHO THE HELL OPENS THE DOOR WITH THEIR PENIS??????

I do , don't you?

Ambience · 12-10-02, 04:20 PM

/me goes around shaking women's hands wherever he goes now

Cop · 12-10-02, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

/licks hands

mellotron · 12-10-02, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Cop

/licks hands

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Drakkenfyre · 12-10-02, 04:26 PM

Here is something to think about next time you bite into a Snickers bar, the average candy bar contains 6-7 insect legs, reguardless of the cleanliness of the factory,

Cop, you beat me to it with the lick comment, lol,

-Drakk )))

Ambience · 12-10-02, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Evil_Messiah

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Killjoy

Ronhel · 12-10-02, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Evil_Messiah

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Women masturbate

Cop · 12-10-02, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Evil_Messiah

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

True, but there's some lady juice there as well and that's all that matters...

/keeps licking... Mmmmmh, peach...

Tachyon · 12-10-02, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Cop

WHO THE HELL OPENS THE DOOR WITH THEIR PENIS??????

I do. Got a problem with it?

Mole · 12-10-02, 05:17 PM

That's why I avoid touching door handles and shaking hands.

BloodyL · 12-10-02, 05:39 PM

In an average year, you will have come into contact with this dataset at least 30 times.

Mr Urt · 12-10-02, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Evil_Messiah
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

and did you know that 49.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot¿ seriously, I find this hard to believe. it's basically saying that women masturbate more then men do, which I find rather hard to believe.

Trip · 12-10-02, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Mr Urt

and did you know that 49.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot¿ seriously, I find this hard to believe. it's basically saying that women masturbate more then men do, which I find rather hard to believe.

I dunno... this one girl told me she does it twice a day most of the time, and a minimum of 5 times a week...

ATMArage · 12-10-02, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Mr Urt

and did you know that 49.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot¿ seriously, I find this hard to believe. it's basically saying that women masturbate more then men do, which I find rather hard to believe.

No, it just means that women wash their hands less...which is perhaps even less believeable than saying that women masturbate more than men

Dmitry · 12-11-02, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by ATMArage

No, it just means that women wash their hands less...which is perhaps even less believeable than saying that women masturbate more than men

Actually it is very believable, since after masturbation women do not end up with white goo all over their hands

Lazywolf · 12-11-02, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Cop

WHO THE HELL OPENS THE DOOR WITH THEIR PENIS??????

Bwhahahahaha!

.. damn you cop! lol I was in the middle of drinking a cup of milk and spit it out all over the monitor

-Lazywolf-

Mole · 12-11-02, 12:55 AM

12-10-02, 04:16 PM	#1
mellotron Registered User Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: jacked into cyberspace Posts: 10,109	nine little known facts... During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY! __________________ Fortunately, I have a Ph.D. in pseudo-science from a reputable degree mill, therefore I am qualified to explain this as well as this. Join the freaks IRC.RIZON.NET:6667 #OFF-TOPIC

12-10-02, 05:17 PM	#13
Mole Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: TX. Posts: 36,668	That's why I avoid touching door handles and shaking hands. __________________ I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

12-10-02, 05:39 PM	#14
BloodyL Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Righteous tug "Marcus Garvey" Posts: 5,550	In an average year, you will have come into contact with this dataset at least 30 times. __________________ "£20,000 for a piece of plastic and it doesn't even work!"

12-11-02, 12:55 AM	#20
Mole Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: TX. Posts: 36,668	lol __________________ I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

12-10-02, 04:19 PM	#2
Ronhel Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Hell on earth Posts: 9,757	And we wondered why you call yourself "The Evil Messiah"

12-10-02, 04:20 PM	#5
Ambience Banned Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 29,690	/me goes around shaking women's hands wherever he goes now

12-10-02, 04:26 PM	#8
Drakkenfyre Registered User Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lynchburg, VA, USA Posts: 22,129	Here is something to think about next time you bite into a Snickers bar, the average candy bar contains 6-7 insect legs, reguardless of the cleanliness of the factory, Cop, you beat me to it with the lick comment, lol, -Drakk )))