Ashlee Simpson SUCKS.

Mole · 11-13-04, 06:36 AM

Sorry for stating the obvious, but I just had to get it off of my chest.

I was just watching that video that shows her first and second performances on SNL, and I just realized, she SUCKS. Aside from the fact that she is not even singing, she can't dance, she doesn't even move with the beat, her lip sync is WAY off anyway, and... Well, that's about it.

And, her sister sucks too. Why do people like her and her music? She's not even good looking, she looks like a man. She probably waxes her upper lip every morning. So, naturally because millions of easily led people like her, they also are biased as hell so they like her sister. It must be really easy to be famous while being a talentless hack these days.

I might give it a try.

GreatDaneBabe · 11-13-04, 09:20 AM

lol i agree--i hate ashlee simpson....at least her sister is more natural than her...i don't like jessica's music any better...but i'd rather listen to jessica over ashlee any day...i just think that ashlee's fake and the only reason she got the contract or any fame is cause of her sister's career

marianozz · 11-13-04, 09:45 AM

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Ashlee Simpson SUCKS

where where??? stands in line

Gibb · 11-13-04, 11:21 AM

i've never liked any of these low talent pop stars before. Give me Michelle Branch or Vanessa Carlton anyday over the simpson sisters, the aguileras, the spears, and the j-los.

1badjedi · 11-13-04, 12:32 PM

i hope she swallows too

MaC_DaDDy · 11-13-04, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mole

Sorry for stating the obvious, but I just had to get it off of my chest.

I was just watching that video that shows her first and second performances on SNL, and I just realized, she SUCKS. Aside from the fact that she is not even singing, she can't dance, she doesn't even move with the beat, her lip sync is WAY off anyway, and... Well, that's about it.

And, her sister sucks too. Why do people like her and her music? She's not even good looking, she looks like a man. She probably waxes her upper lip every morning. So, naturally because millions of easily led people like her, they also are biased as hell so they like her sister. It must be really easy to be famous while being a talentless hack these days.

I might give it a try.

wtf r u talking bout man, Jessica Simpson is smoking hot. You are crazy thinking she looks like a man. She is drop dead gorgeous. I don't care for her music that much tho and I do enjoy some of Ashlee's songs, they are decent and better then Jessicas music.

ItsNoot · 11-13-04, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MaC_DaDDy

wtf r u talking bout man, Jessica Simpson is smoking hot. You are crazy thinking she looks like a man. She is drop dead gorgeous. I don't care for her music that much tho and I do enjoy some of Ashlee's songs, they are decent and better then Jessicas music.

Not everyone is into the manufactured blondes

Some of us prefer the girl next door :raises hand:

That said, she gets points from me for being natural. She has to have the most incredible set of naturals I've ever seen.

Mole · 11-13-04, 11:02 PM

Yea, "girl next door types" that don't look like products are the best looking...

Like Natalie Portman, or Jena Malone, those are girl-next-door type girls.

Tachyon · 11-13-04, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 1badjedi

i hope she swallows too

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upbeat1 · 11-14-04, 09:20 PM

This is a great pic of them together. More natural. They both are very pretty here.

Now? Jessica's beautiful. Ashlee? Meh. She's trying too hard to be different.

I'm not a fan of either of them, but there's my contribution to the conversation.

GreatDaneBabe · 11-14-04, 09:21 PM

lol nice contribution +rep

scottg26 · 11-14-04, 10:45 PM

i'd do either of them, day or night...

BCRICH · 11-15-04, 07:25 AM

Yeah, but your opinion of them doesn't count because you would do anyone day or night

j/k

I don't think either one of them are very attractive, but I will say Jessica can sing. I saw her on some VH1 live diva show and was amazed how well she could sing considering how dumb she acts. I will give her that, she has an amazing voice and there is talent with her but her sister should stick to cheesey acting lines in 7th heaven episodes

11-13-04, 06:36 AM	#1
Mole Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: TX. Posts: 36,668	Ashlee Simpson SUCKS. Sorry for stating the obvious, but I just had to get it off of my chest. I was just watching that video that shows her first and second performances on SNL, and I just realized, she SUCKS. Aside from the fact that she is not even singing, she can't dance, she doesn't even move with the beat, her lip sync is WAY off anyway, and... Well, that's about it. And, her sister sucks too. Why do people like her and her music? She's not even good looking, she looks like a man. She probably waxes her upper lip every morning. So, naturally because millions of easily led people like her, they also are biased as hell so they like her sister. It must be really easy to be famous while being a talentless hack these days. I might give it a try. __________________ I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

11-13-04, 09:20 AM	#2
GreatDaneBabe Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rolesville, NC Posts: 5,164	lol i agree--i hate ashlee simpson....at least her sister is more natural than her...i don't like jessica's music any better...but i'd rather listen to jessica over ashlee any day...i just think that ashlee's fake and the only reason she got the contract or any fame is cause of her sister's career __________________ "Your innocence is humorous" :D - Stryker

11-13-04, 11:21 AM	#4
Gibb Otaku Admin Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: 日本, TX Posts: 30,906 Blog Entries: 1	i've never liked any of these low talent pop stars before. Give me Michelle Branch or Vanessa Carlton anyday over the simpson sisters, the aguileras, the spears, and the j-los. __________________ Disgaea 4 Wiki "I'm in his debt... Always..." - Cop

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1badjedi Goidel Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: in zeh crack Posts: 50,765 Blog Entries: 13	i hope she swallows too __________________ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

11-13-04, 11:02 PM	#8
Mole Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: TX. Posts: 36,668	Yea, "girl next door types" that don't look like products are the best looking... Like Natalie Portman, or Jena Malone, those are girl-next-door type girls. __________________ I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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upbeat1 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: CA Posts: 2,336	This is a great pic of them together. More natural. They both are very pretty here. Now? Jessica's beautiful. Ashlee? Meh. She's trying too hard to be different. I'm not a fan of either of them, but there's my contribution to the conversation. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/annspade

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GreatDaneBabe Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rolesville, NC Posts: 5,164	lol nice contribution +rep __________________ "Your innocence is humorous" :D - Stryker

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11-15-04, 07:25 AM	#13
BCRICH Registered User Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: In your moms bed. Posts: 6,708	Yeah, but your opinion of them doesn't count because you would do anyone day or night j/k I don't think either one of them are very attractive, but I will say Jessica can sing. I saw her on some VH1 live diva show and was amazed how well she could sing considering how dumb she acts. I will give her that, she has an amazing voice and there is talent with her but her sister should stick to cheesey acting lines in 7th heaven episodes __________________ Originally Posted by Sir_Gallahad In related news, Al-Qaeda has also announced its revamped slogan for terroists around the world. Global Hatred of American Democracy or G-HAD shall now be the battlecry of terrorists across the globe. The plus to Alzheimer's is your always meeting new people. I swear some people come from a gene pool with no lifegaurd. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.