Mother*beep* Snakes on a mother*beep* Plane!

Cop · 08-19-06, 02:43 AM

Samuel L Jackson on the Daily Show: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

Oh shit, I didn't even know Ronny Yu was the first director on the project and that he quit when they wanted to tone it down...

Svperstar · 08-19-06, 03:58 AM

Went and saw it tonight, good fun, but it is exactly what it looks like. It is stupid fun and really cheesy, they actually have some "touching" moments that are really gag-inducing but they go over the top with them on purpose.

Only go see this is you know it is going to be a bad movie

Cop · 08-19-06, 04:14 AM

Now it's time for... SNAKES ON A TRAIN!... ...seriously!

Not so serious: BADGERS ON A TRAIN

Cop · 08-19-06, 08:06 AM

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What you can expect: http://www.originalalamo.com/sites/2.../topfilms.aspx
Sloths on a Tank = win!

ohbeardedone · 08-19-06, 08:19 AM

Saw it last night with Lollan and cbslabel..........and I gotta tell ya....I enjoyed it.

Good, gorey and humurous fun. I beleive the highlight for us was the trademark scene of Sam Jackson exclaiming "I'M TIRED OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!!!" That statement was applauded and laughed with....not at. I was also in a fit of joy last night because my friend at the theater hooked me up with The Descent poster

Mole · 08-19-06, 10:22 AM

So will it be the highest grossing movie of all time?

Slacker · 08-19-06, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sphinx

I beleive the highlight for us was the trademark scene of Sam Jackson exclaiming "I'M TIRED OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!!!" That statement was applauded and laughed with....not at.

The funny part is that originally the movie was going to be PG-13, but after the reaction on the internets, they ended up reshooting a few scenes and adding that line in (making it rated R). Gotta give the fans what they want.

ohbeardedone · 08-19-06, 10:59 AM

Yeah without the internet fanfare, this movie would have really bombed. And im sure glad that they made it R because it made for some very interesting scenes......i.e. the first restroom scene

MaC_DaDDy · 08-19-06, 11:45 AM

People are obviously going in expecting this movie to be cheesy, goofy, and bloody and liking it. On IMDB it is ranked 8.4 out of 10 starts with over 1000 people voting.

Punk Rock Avenger · 08-19-06, 12:34 PM

i love that dayum movie

Maniac · 08-20-06, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MaC_DaDDy

People are obviously going in expecting this movie to be cheesy, goofy, and bloody and liking it. On IMDB it is ranked 8.4 out of 10 starts with over 1000 people voting.

Yeah word. I was warning the boards that it was gonna be because I think a few slackers thought it was gonna be a serious movie. I went and saw it last night and I was lmao the entire time. The crowd there was also awesome, applauding and laughing throughout the movie. I had a great time watching this movie.

9/10

EG · 08-20-06, 10:37 AM

How can it fail if it has Mother******* Samuel L Jackson on a plane with a sh*tload of mother******* snakes....lol

Cop · 08-20-06, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EG

How can it fail if it has Mother******* Samuel L Jackson on a plane with a sh*tload of mother******* snakes....lol

And he's mother******* tired of them being on that mother******* plane...

Babel-17 · 08-20-06, 11:21 AM

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/snakes_on_a_plane/

lol

Quote:

CRITICS 63%
USERS 87%
Reviews Counted: 97
Fresh: 60 Rotten: 37
Average Rating: 6.1/10
"The film indeed features snakes on a plane."

TsR-RareAir23 · 08-23-06, 10:40 PM

I got issues with Snakes On A Plane. First of all as far as I'm concerned it sucks. Secondly, thanks to its success it's going to spawn dumber movies with similar names. For example...Rabid Badgers On A Train! Or White Lions On A Yacht. Or worst of all...SPICE BOYS IN A SORORITY HOUSE! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Out!

Maniac · 08-23-06, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TsR-RareAir23

I got issues with Snakes On A Plane. First of all as far as I'm concerned it sucks. Secondly, thanks to its success it's going to spawn dumber movies with similar names. For example...Rabid Badgers On A Train! Or White Lions On A Yacht. Or worst of all...SPICE BOYS IN A SORORITY HOUSE! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Out!

Party Pooper

Cop · 08-26-06, 07:53 AM

Life Imitates Art at 'Snakes' Screening

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New Samuel L Jackson film Snakes On A Plane became terrifyingly real for Arizona cinema-goers when pranksters released two live rattlesnakes into the theatre, causing widespread panic. The two young venomous diamondback rattlers were released during a screening in Phoenix on Friday. Local news reports say the snakes caused chaos among the audience and snake wranglers were called in to collect them. No one was injured during the incident and the culprits have not been caught. Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theatre in backpacks. According to Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand, "All they've got to do is startle this thing. It's dark. They can't see you that well. If it's scared - boom - it strikes!" The snakes were eventually captured and released into the Arizona desert.

source: imdb

EG · 08-26-06, 08:19 AM

scottg26 · 08-27-06, 11:21 PM

I saw Snakes on a Plane and I frickin loved it

quite funny with the 2 bathroom scenes....those poor people lol

nasty moment: when the high heel shoe goes into the guys neck

I can't really fault the movie, and give it 10/10

scottg26 · 08-28-06, 12:12 AM

another funny part:

08-19-06, 02:43 AM	#1
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08-19-06, 03:58 AM	#2
Svperstar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Nein Posts: 6,448	Went and saw it tonight, good fun, but it is exactly what it looks like. It is stupid fun and really cheesy, they actually have some "touching" moments that are really gag-inducing but they go over the top with them on purpose. Only go see this is you know it is going to be a bad movie __________________ "BURN IN HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!" - one of my Youtube fans. Encyclopedia Dramatica is back! NSFW http://encyclopediadramatica.se/

08-19-06, 04:14 AM	#3
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08-19-06, 08:06 AM	#4
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08-19-06, 10:22 AM	#6
Mole Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: TX. Posts: 36,668	So will it be the highest grossing movie of all time? __________________ I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

08-19-06, 08:19 AM	#5
ohbeardedone Unconfirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bull City Posts: 11,960	Saw it last night with Lollan and cbslabel..........and I gotta tell ya....I enjoyed it. Good, gorey and humurous fun. I beleive the highlight for us was the trademark scene of Sam Jackson exclaiming "I'M TIRED OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!!!" That statement was applauded and laughed with....not at. I was also in a fit of joy last night because my friend at the theater hooked me up with The Descent poster

08-19-06, 10:59 AM	#8
ohbeardedone Unconfirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bull City Posts: 11,960	Yeah without the internet fanfare, this movie would have really bombed. And im sure glad that they made it R because it made for some very interesting scenes......i.e. the first restroom scene

08-19-06, 11:45 AM	#9
MaC_DaDDy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 7,695	People are obviously going in expecting this movie to be cheesy, goofy, and bloody and liking it. On IMDB it is ranked 8.4 out of 10 starts with over 1000 people voting. __________________ hi http://www.geocities.com/pyro_maniac187/

08-19-06, 12:34 PM	#10
Punk Rock Avenger Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Midwestish Posts: 10,063	i love that dayum movie __________________ At first I thought the power had flashed, and then I realized it was just me blinking......- Me Gallahad: Computers before women Me: Yeah, h4><0\|2z before bitchz0rz And if we die, before the battle's through, tell your mom, tell your dad we were super rad!

08-20-06, 10:37 AM	#12
EG Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Corner of Kiss My Butt Ave and No Friggin Way Ln Posts: 46,075 Blog Entries: 10	How can it fail if it has Mother******* Samuel L Jackson on a plane with a shtload of mother****** snakes....lol __________________ The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them The family that shoots together has interlocking fields of fire

08-23-06, 10:40 PM	#15
TsR-RareAir23 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Goleta, CA, U.S.A. Posts: 2,356	I got issues with Snakes On A Plane. First of all as far as I'm concerned it sucks. Secondly, thanks to its success it's going to spawn dumber movies with similar names. For example...Rabid Badgers On A Train! Or White Lions On A Yacht. Or worst of all...SPICE BOYS IN A SORORITY HOUSE! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Out! __________________ "If it moves, shoot it! If it doesn't move, shoot it till it does move. If it doesn't move after that then it's dead, a powerup or can't be killed (that last one means in no way that Fatal1ty and Thresh are indestructible in QIIIA)!" - The motto of the TsR clan Browncoats 4-Ever!

08-26-06, 08:19 AM	#18
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08-27-06, 11:21 PM	#19
scottg26 I am normal Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 56,401 Blog Entries: 1	I saw Snakes on a Plane and I frickin loved it quite funny with the 2 bathroom scenes....those poor people lol nasty moment: when the high heel shoe goes into the guys neck I can't really fault the movie, and give it 10/10 __________________ Latest YTMND: Epic Space Battle http://scottg26.com The best site on the web!!! (after slackercentral of course)

08-28-06, 12:12 AM	#20
scottg26 I am normal Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 56,401 Blog Entries: 1	another funny part: when he put the snake in the microwave __________________ Latest YTMND: Epic Space Battle http://scottg26.com The best site on the web!!! (after slackercentral of course)