What. The. Heck. Cuddle parties.

Slacker · 09-29-06, 02:30 PM

I think I have now officially seen everything:

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What a Cuddle Party Is: A structured, safe workshop on boundaries, communication, intimacy and affection. A drug and alcohol-free way to meet fascinating people in a relaxing environment. A laboratory where you can experiment with what makes you feel safe and feel good.

This playful, fun workshop has been a place for people to rediscover non-sexual touch and affection, a space to reframe assumptions about men and women, and a great networking event to meet new friends, roommates, business partners and significant others.

http://www.cuddleparty.com/

Don't forget the rules:

Pajamas stay on the whole time.
You don't have to cuddle anyone at a Cuddle Party, ever.
You must ask permission and receive a verbal YES before you touch anyone. (Be as specific in your request as you can.)
If you're a yes, say YES. If you're a no, say NO.
If you're a maybe, say NO.
You are encouraged to change your mind anytime you want.
Respect your relationship agreements and communicate with your partner.
Get your Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty or Cuddle Caddy if you have a question or concern or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
Tears and laughter are both welcome.
Respect people's privacy when sharing about Cuddle Parties and do not gossip.
Arrive on time.
Be hygienically savvy.

So, who's up for an SCMB cuddle party? Warning to the women of the board, you may have 8 or 9 guys cuddling you at any one time.

Cop · 09-29-06, 02:34 PM

And SCMB rules are: No means yes and yes means yes. If you're a maybe, say yes...

Arrive on time but don't come too soon

Drakkenfyre · 09-29-06, 02:34 PM

WTF? am I the only one who knows how these will really go down?

"Can I touch your breast?"

"No"

"Can I touch your leg?"

"No"

"Can I touch your butt?"

"No"

"Can I touch your OTHER leg?"

"NO!"

"Can I touch your arm?"

"Yes"

(touches arm)

"Can I touch your leg?"

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

seriously, you know that is how they will really go down, lol

EDIT: Saw this listing

"Friday, October 20, 2006
7:30-11:00 PM
Monthly Men Only Cuddle Party
Party Type Men-only

Cost $30 per person or two for $40
Notes: Please spread the word to your cuddly male friends! "Men Only" inlcudes straight, bi, gay and trans men regardless of relationship status.
RSVP for this Party"

$30? to cuddle with men only? what a deal!

(I spent 10 minutes trying to find the link to Cop's Sasauge party pic)

-Drakk )))

Gibb · 09-29-06, 02:45 PM

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You are encouraged to change your mind anytime you want.

Definately a ruleset made by women.

Cop · 09-29-06, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Drakkenfyre

(I spent 10 minutes trying to find the link to Cop's Sasauge party pic)

Cotmweasel · 09-29-06, 03:01 PM

did anyone else see this rofl

Drakkenfyre · 09-29-06, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cop

http://users.pandora.be/Anal_Amoeba/...sage_party.gif

Awesome, Thanks, and Gibb edited the original for me as well

I had the link to your pics list the other day and I could not find it, I tried the address I thought it was at but failed to put the hyphen in "scmb-pics"

-Drakk )))

ukstatboy · 09-29-06, 03:02 PM

It seems like this is a party where folks who can't get laid still won't get laid.

philosophemer · 09-29-06, 04:30 PM

"Cuddle Party is a continuing education credit for members of the American Massage Therapy Association. " This is exactly why the A.M.T.A. is retarded and why anyone with a sense of dignity gets their insurance through the A.B.M.P.

3B · 09-29-06, 05:14 PM

I like how it said laughter and TEARS are welcome. Hey stranger, please cuddle me while I sob for a bit, THANKS

Akira · 09-29-06, 05:41 PM

"Can I-"

"No." <laughter>

"Will you-"

"No."

<tears>

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Originally Posted by CuddleFAQ

For many people, the only options for getting their touch needs met consist of paying for a massage, having a drunken hookup or getting a pat-down from airport security. Cuddle Parties seek to change that in a way that's conscious, healthy and nutritious.

ROFL Nutritious eh? There'll always be one twat that brings cheeto's.

dookiebot · 09-29-06, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3B

I like how it said laughter and TEARS are welcome. Hey stranger, please cuddle me while I sob for a bit, THANKS

I would probably cry if strangers were cuddling me. Then laugh as I fart a good one.

ukstatboy · 09-29-06, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dookiebot

I would probably cry if strangers were cuddling me. Then laugh as I fart a good one.

That does allow you to "touch" a good deal of folks at once.

ohbeardedone · 09-29-06, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akira

"Can I-"

"No." <laughter>

"Will you-"

"No."

<tears>

ROFL Nutritious eh? There'll always be one twat that brings cheeto's.

Cop · 09-29-06, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3B

I like how it said laughter and TEARS are welcome. Hey stranger, please cuddle me while I sob for a bit, THANKS

This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob.
Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit...
Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.

msan_msw · 09-29-06, 06:53 PM

I couldn't do it. There's always one gay guy who you don't know about.... Sorry Apoch, I can have lunch with a gay guy and be ok but I just can't put myself in a social position such as a cuddle party without thought of him popping wood at my Mr. Spiderman Underoo covered ass. If the girls were ugly I'd be bored and if the girls were hot I'm not really sure a set of pj's would be able to hide my intentions.

Greatergatsby · 09-29-06, 09:12 PM

pajamas stay on, but i always sleep nude!....also, i'm throwing a tailgate party right outside of the cuddleparty, incase anyone wants to take a break from notdoingit for a little bit....$50 cover charge and i get to keep the videotape

0zarks · 09-29-06, 11:04 PM

blueballs party!

Hawk · 09-30-06, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slacker

I think I have now officially seen everything:

http://www.cuddleparty.com/

Don't forget the rules:

Pajamas stay on the whole time.
You don't have to cuddle anyone at a Cuddle Party, ever.
You must ask permission and receive a verbal YES before you touch anyone. (Be as specific in your request as you can.)
If you're a yes, say YES. If you're a no, say NO.
If you're a maybe, say NO.
You are encouraged to change your mind anytime you want.
Respect your relationship agreements and communicate with your partner.
Get your Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty or Cuddle Caddy if you have a question or concern or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
Tears and laughter are both welcome.
Respect people's privacy when sharing about Cuddle Parties and do not gossip.
Arrive on time.
Be hygienically savvy.

So, who's up for an SCMB cuddle party? Warning to the women of the board, you may have 8 or 9 guys cuddling you at any one time.

wow now i've seen everything too

and msan said it best... dont think the pajama bottoms would be able to hide my ... ahem... "intentions"

Trip · 09-30-06, 08:56 AM

Screw lanning... let's have a cuddle party !

09-29-06, 02:34 PM	#2
Cop Darth Vark Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Vulgaria Posts: 72,696 Blog Entries: 1	And SCMB rules are: No means yes and yes means yes. If you're a maybe, say yes... Arrive on time but don't come too soon __________________ To Protect and Sever - Baton courtesy, service with a smile! Current favorite song: *808 State - Flow Coma* Previous favorite song: *Suicide Commando - See You in Hell!* *Nobody rocks the cock like Krysta Now!*

09-29-06, 02:34 PM	#3
Drakkenfyre Registered User Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lynchburg, VA, USA Posts: 22,013	WTF? am I the only one who knows how these will really go down? "Can I touch your breast?" "No" "Can I touch your leg?" "No" "Can I touch your butt?" "No" "Can I touch your OTHER leg?" "NO!" "Can I touch your arm?" "Yes" (touches arm) "Can I touch your leg?" "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" seriously, you know that is how they will really go down, lol EDIT: Saw this listing "Friday, October 20, 2006 7:30-11:00 PM Monthly Men Only Cuddle Party Party Type Men-only Cost $30 per person or two for $40 Notes: Please spread the word to your cuddly male friends! "Men Only" inlcudes straight, bi, gay and trans men regardless of relationship status. RSVP for this Party" $30? to cuddle with men only? what a deal! (I spent 10 minutes trying to find the link to Cop's Sasauge party pic) -Drakk ))) Last edited by Gibb; 09-29-06 at 02:55 PM.. Reason: getting rid of the gross sausage pic

09-29-06, 03:02 PM	#8
ukstatboy Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The ratio of people to cake is too big. Posts: 11,633	It seems like this is a party where folks who can't get laid still won't get laid. __________________ Working in hair replacement, swindling the bald. Where very few are chosen, and fewer still are called. Deliver me from evil, and deliver me from greed. Deliver me a hot stud and a couple grams of speed. Some people might say it's not a very smart idea to throw 6 lighters into a blender. Those people would be right.

09-29-06, 04:30 PM	#9
philosophemer Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 台灣 Posts: 2,229 Blog Entries: 1	"Cuddle Party is a continuing education credit for members of the American Massage Therapy Association. " This is exactly why the A.M.T.A. is retarded and why anyone with a sense of dignity gets their insurance through the A.B.M.P. __________________ ...in bed.

09-29-06, 05:14 PM	#10
3B How can I have 'some more' of nothing? Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 7,364 Blog Entries: 2	I like how it said laughter and TEARS are welcome. Hey stranger, please cuddle me while I sob for a bit, THANKS __________________ woot chish! OMG Hi2u! http://stumblingmichelle.blogspot.com/

09-29-06, 06:53 PM	#16
msan_msw Bearly Human Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: 46.75º N 114.1º W Slacktana Posts: 26,105	I couldn't do it. There's always one gay guy who you don't know about.... Sorry Apoch, I can have lunch with a gay guy and be ok but I just can't put myself in a social position such as a cuddle party without thought of him popping wood at my Mr. Spiderman Underoo covered ass. If the girls were ugly I'd be bored and if the girls were hot I'm not really sure a set of pj's would be able to hide my intentions. __________________ "You can no longer remember a time when it was not so. Soon you won't remember not remembering." "I will not disappoint Slackercentral. I will complete each slacking with total concentration. And I will gain honor for slackers and for the Slackercentral nation." Apoch: "2 divided by 3 is .666!" Greatergatsby (calculator): "hmm...that's strange...the mark of the beast has just been rounded up to 667."

09-29-06, 09:12 PM	#17
Greatergatsby Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: plano Posts: 8,962	pajamas stay on, but i always sleep nude!....also, i'm throwing a tailgate party right outside of the cuddleparty, incase anyone wants to take a break from notdoingit for a little bit....$50 cover charge and i get to keep the videotape

09-29-06, 11:04 PM	#18
0zarks I get my testing supplies from liberty medical Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Steelertown Pa Posts: 1,957	blueballs party! __________________ "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

09-30-06, 08:56 AM	#20
Trip The Honorable Andrew Bonar Law Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: NC State Univ. Posts: 19,648 Blog Entries: 1	Screw lanning... let's have a cuddle party ! __________________ You're frustrated by the cracks, in the pavement.