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Old 10-02-01, 11:22 PM   #1
Drakkenfyre
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Nimphomanic Wife

Ok, this is an ooooooold one, I have known it for years, lol,

A guy has a wife who is an extreme nimphomaniac, she will screw anything that can walk, the slightest touch sets her off, and the guy is really tired of it, he cannot take her anywhere, and it makes him mad, so he takes her to a doctor, and sees if there is anything he can do, he explains everything to him, and the doctor tells the man to wait, and him and the guy's wife go into another room, where the doctor starts to give her a check-up, and at his touch, the woman starts moaning, and starts stripping, moaning louder, and louder, and the doctor eventually cannot take it anymore, and hops on top of her, and starts screwing her, the husband, meanwhile, hears his wife moaning, and getting suspicious, he busts thru the door, and sees the doctor on top of his wife, "What the hell are you doing?", he yells, the doctor flusters, "I was, um, um, uh, um, just taking your wife's tempature!", the man, very angry, takes out his pocket knife and starts honing it on his sleeve very deliberately, "I don't know how you are taking her tempature with that, doc, but that thing damn well better have numbers on it when you pull it out!",

lol,

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Old 10-08-01, 03:01 PM   #2
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hehehe funny, very funny! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
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Old 10-08-01, 03:08 PM   #3
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I had forgotten I had posted that, lol,

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Old 10-08-01, 04:17 PM   #4
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My wife was a nimphomaniac, she seemed to love sex. <br />The problem was, it was allways with someone else<br />Needless to say, she aint my wife anymore.

Bitch.<br />heh <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
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